We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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