is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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