Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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