Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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