Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I wish you could order shots online.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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