Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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