At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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