Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
