yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
