Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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