We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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