You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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