one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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