her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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