Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Operation Purity has been aborted
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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