You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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