I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
