I'm going to jail i love you
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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