omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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