and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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