Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
