yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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