Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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