we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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