Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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