laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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