i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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