Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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