69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
We talked him into tasing himself.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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