its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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