Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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