Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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