I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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