i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
