Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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