I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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