Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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