Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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