real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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