We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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