Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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