it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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