I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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