On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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