have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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