She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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