Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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