Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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