Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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