Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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