yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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