is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You're a waste of cheezeits
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
